The Shopping List Compendium:
a collection of abandoned shopping and grocery lists

095 - Marmite Mark 2

It's been 92 lists since somebody last wanted Marmite, and I deduced that shopper was an old man. This one I'm not so sure about. It may be a grandparent, going by the writing, but I'm just clutching at straws to be honest.

However, Steve has emailed with his own suggestions: perhaps this shopper is a female. His line of thought, quite well deduced it must be said, is that no man in their right mind would buy fabric softener (Comfort).

He precedes this with the suggestion that "Cranberry Juice" may indicate 'a good chance she has an unfortunate urinary tract infection'. Hey, I didn't say it: blame Steve.
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This site is made possible by the kind people who abandon their shopping list at the end of a trip to the supermarket. I collect those shopping lists. You might refer to these as grocery lists, which strikes me as a bit strange because not all the items on the lists are groceries. Anyhow, I won't worry myself about it if you won't.

For those of you who have asked why I do this, please just be content with the fact that I do. I saw a list lying abandoned in a trolley once, and thought, "I'll have that". So I did.

Each shopping list I find is added to my collection along with comments about each list, which usually consist of me spouting on about the possible personality of the person who wrote it. I'm quite harsh at times, at others I feel a pang of compassion. Sometimes I just don't know what items are. Hopefully it will aid your procrastination.

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