The Shopping List Compendium:
a collection of abandoned shopping and grocery lists




094 - Porn Dye



Why is "Porn Dye" the only item that's not crossed off? Is it because such a thing doesn't exist? Indeed, if it did I'm not sure exactly what its purpose would be. Does it make pornography glow luminous green or something? Who knows.

There's some interesting things on the second side of Porn Dye if you can see through the scribbles. The shopper is buying a "Moving Card" for Chloe (presumably because Chloe has moved, not because Chloe wants a card that propels itself). "Photos" also feature. What...to develop, or do this shopper just want to buy other people's photos?

UPDATE: more people than I could possibly have imagined have emailed with the suggestion that the listed item is probably "porridge". This is a good suggestion - but I'm not entirely sure how this would help you to masturbate.
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This site is made possible by the kind people who abandon their shopping list at the end of a trip to the supermarket. I collect those shopping lists. You might refer to these as grocery lists, which strikes me as a bit strange because not all the items on the lists are groceries. Anyhow, I won't worry myself about it if you won't.

For those of you who have asked why I do this, please just be content with the fact that I do. I saw a list lying abandoned in a trolley once, and thought, "I'll have that". So I did.

Each shopping list I find is added to my collection along with comments about each list, which usually consist of me spouting on about the possible personality of the person who wrote it. I'm quite harsh at times, at others I feel a pang of compassion. Sometimes I just don't know what items are. Hopefully it will aid your procrastination.

Previous Lists
  • 093 - Meash Pwd
  • 092 - Drinks Galore
  • 091 - Tamil Gram Flour
  • 090 - Pampers and Fine Sea Salt
  • 089 - Rough Prices
  • 088 - Night Cream
  • 087 - Smoke Mac
  • 086 - Junk Food
  • 085 - Burger Relish. And Burgers.
  • 084 - French
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