094 - Porn Dye

Why is "Porn Dye" the only item that's not crossed off? Is it because such a thing doesn't exist? Indeed, if it did I'm not sure exactly what its purpose would be. Does it make pornography glow luminous green or something? Who knows.

There's some interesting things on the second side of Porn Dye if you can see through the scribbles. The shopper is buying a "Moving Card" for Chloe (presumably because Chloe has moved, not because Chloe wants a card that propels itself). "Photos" also feature. What...to develop, or do this shopper just want to buy other people's photos?

UPDATE: more people than I could possibly have imagined have emailed with the suggestion that the listed item is probably "porridge". This is a good suggestion - but I'm not entirely sure how this would help you to masturbate.