The Shopping List Compendium:
a collection of abandoned shopping and grocery lists




210 - Bath Puffs, But No Thank You


The shopper is making a casserole. This is interesting to me, as we've begun cooking up massive stews ready to see us through the winter. However, I don't want any "bath puffs" to see me through the winter. Indeed, I'm not entirely sure what they are. They sound like those fizzy bath things that dissolve in water and make you gag with disgustingly floral odours. And I don't think they're anything to do with the Hunny Monster (and yes, I have spelt it correctly, according to Quaker Oats)...although you can never be sure.

Perhaps the sad fact that the Hunny Monster has no role to play in this shopper's list has forced them to withdraw the thank you suggested by "Thank You Cards" at the top of the second column. It's a shame.
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This site is made possible by the kind people who abandon their shopping list at the end of a trip to the supermarket. I collect those shopping lists. You might refer to these as grocery lists, which strikes me as a bit strange because not all the items on the lists are groceries. Anyhow, I won't worry myself about it if you won't.

For those of you who have asked why I do this, please just be content with the fact that I do. I saw a list lying abandoned in a trolley once, and thought, "I'll have that". So I did.

Each shopping list I find is added to my collection along with comments about each list, which usually consist of me spouting on about the possible personality of the person who wrote it. I'm quite harsh at times, at others I feel a pang of compassion. Sometimes I just don't know what items are. Hopefully it will aid your procrastination.

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