Wednesday, May 18, 2005

035 - For All Your Shopping Needs

Here's a mystery. It would appear that Douglas and Gordon are a company specialising in "all your shopping needs". Why the hell, then, is someone with their notepad shopping at Tesco? I can only deduce that Douglas and Gordon are shite at sorting "all your shopping needs". Maybe it should read "For all your shopping needs, except loo rolls, loo cleaner and few other things. Like fruit and veg." Losers. UPDATE: list #191 is written on the same pad of paper!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Douglas and Gordon are an estate agent. I guess they are trying to infultrate every part of your brain by associating their name with paper pads suitable for shopping trips. Presumably they will helpfully sell you a flat next to Waitrose.