The Shopping List Compendium:
a collection of abandoned shopping and grocery lists

035 - For All Your Shopping Needs

Here's a mystery. It would appear that Douglas and Gordon are a company specialising in "all your shopping needs". Why the hell, then, is someone with their notepad shopping at Tesco? I can only deduce that Douglas and Gordon are shite at sorting "all your shopping needs". Maybe it should read "For all your shopping needs, except loo rolls, loo cleaner and few other things. Like fruit and veg." Losers. UPDATE: list #191 is written on the same pad of paper!
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This site is made possible by the kind people who abandon their shopping list at the end of a trip to the supermarket. I collect those shopping lists. You might refer to these as grocery lists, which strikes me as a bit strange because not all the items on the lists are groceries. Anyhow, I won't worry myself about it if you won't.

For those of you who have asked why I do this, please just be content with the fact that I do. I saw a list lying abandoned in a trolley once, and thought, "I'll have that". So I did.

Each shopping list I find is added to my collection along with comments about each list, which usually consist of me spouting on about the possible personality of the person who wrote it. I'm quite harsh at times, at others I feel a pang of compassion. Sometimes I just don't know what items are. Hopefully it will aid your procrastination.

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